Brain Smasher... A Love Story
November 17, 1993•1h 28m•★ 5.2
ActionComedyRomance
A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
Director
Albert PyunWriters
Cast
Andrew Dice Clay
Ed Molloy
Teri Hatcher
Samantha Crain
Yuji Okumoto
Wu
Deborah Van Valkenburgh
Cammy Crain
Brion James
Brown
Tim Thomerson
Black
Charles Rocket
Jones
Nicholas Guest
Smith
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Dorothy Dells
Miss Bellows
Wrick Jones
Lead Officer
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Galen Schrick
Jim Romeo
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Steve Tancora
Bob Brisco
Peter Kwong
Red Monk
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Danny Perkin
Guy in Line 2
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Ross Huffman-Kerr
Night Manager
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Russ Fast
Ted
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Billie Worley
Punk
Dee Booher
Bertha
Liz Sheridan
Ma Molloy
Lin Shaye
Make up Artist