The Moof Milkers
“A Live Staged Reading of Star Wars - The Force Awakens”
With a packed house, deep-cut fandom energy, and wildly committed performances, the evening turned a familiar script into something fast, chaotic, and genuinely hilarious-a fully unhinged celebration of Star Wars on stage.
Cast
Peter Bonavita
Narrator
Craig Cackowski
Lieutenant Mitaka/Unkar Plutt/Trooper Guard #2/Admiral Akbar/Rear Admiral Gulch
Patrick Cotnoir
Narrator
David Dastmalchian
Kylo Ren
Eric Edelstein
Chewbacca
JoJo Ginn
R2-D2
Dana Gould
Supreme Leader Smoke(as Dr. Z)
Taran Killam
Poe Dameron/General Hux
Hal Lublin
Bala-Tik/Lor San Tekka/Ello Asty/Star Destroyer Technician/Chewbacca Arms/Major Ematt/Teedo/Brance
Vic Michaelis
Rey/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Laraine Newman
Maz Kanata/Captain Pharma/Technician #1/General Statura/Dr. Kalonia/Niv Lek/Computer Voice Gil Ozeri: BB-8
Connor Ratliff
Retired Filmmaker George Lucas
Alex Robinson
Narrator
Kevin Smith
Han Solo
Rich Sommer
Luke Skywalker/Rathtar
Alex Song-Xia
Korr Sella/Snap Wesley/First Order Officer/GA-97/Medic/Stormtrooper/Vober And/Tasu Leech
Wil Wheaton
C-3P0
Lou Wilson
FN-2187/Finn
Daphne Zuniga
General Leia Organa