If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
October 10, 2025•1h 53m•★ 6.4
Drama
“Everything is under control.”
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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Director
Mary BronsteinWriters
Cast
Rose Byrne
Linda
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
A$AP Rocky
James
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
Delaney Quinn
Child
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan
Landlord
Christian Slater
Father
Eva Kornet
Breathworker
Ella Beatty
Kate
Helen Hong
Eva
Daniel Zolghadri
Stephen
Josh Pais
Brad
Ronald Bronstein
Caroline's Husband (voice)
Lark White
Vanessa
Laurence Blum
Police Officer
Amy Judd Lieberman
Melanie
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Char Sidney
Nurse